Lisää google hax:ja, toivottavasti näistä saa joku jotain irti.

Googlella on paljon toiminallisuutta ja voimaa, se ei varmaan ole kenellekkään yllätys. Harvat kuitenkaan ovat tuohon yksinkertaiseen tiedonhaku koneeseen turvautuneet tiedoston haku moottorina.

Google mahdollistaa hakutulosten filteröinnin nerokkain keinoin ja vähän yhdistelemällä siitä saa paljon irti. MP3 tai cbr sarjakuva formaatti on helpohkosti mahdollsta löytää jos jaksaa vähän selailla ihmisten jakamia kansioita.

MP3:ia löytää helposti muokkaamalla hakua:

-inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:”index of” “Michael Jackson” mp3

“-inurl:” switchi poistaa htm ja html sivut negatiivisella arvolla. Ja “intitle:” switchi pakottaa index of nimen hakutuloksen otsikoksi. Näin ollen saadaan kansion jaettu sisältö. Usein pahaa aavistamattoman webmasterit jakava vaikka oman mp3 kansionsa nettiin, esim kuunellakseen musiikkian kaverilla. Great Success, free music for all.

Lisää esimerkkejä:

Cbr sarjakuvatiedostoja, transmetropolitania jos ollaan tarkkoja:

-inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:”index of” “Transmetropolitan” cbr

Tai jos tekee mieli kattoa jotain viihdyttävää:

-inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:”index of” “Top gear” mkv

Eli ohjeet asiaan vihkiytymättömille:

1. Avaa selain ja google
2. Kirjoita joku seuraavista (jokainen rivi on eri hakuarvo) hakukenttään ja paina hakua:

inurl:”ViewerFrame?Mode=
intitle:Axis 2400 video server
inurl:/view.shtml
intitle:”Live View / – AXIS” | inurl:view/view.shtml^
inurl:ViewerFrame?Mode=
inurl:ViewerFrame?Mode=Refresh
inurl:axis-cgi/jpg
inurl:axis-cgi/mjpg (motion-JPEG)
inurl:view/indexFrame.shtml
inurl:view/index.shtml
inurl:view/view.shtml
liveapplet
intitle:”live view” intitle:axis
intitle:liveapplet
allintitle:”Network Camera NetworkCamera”
intitle:axis intitle:”video server”
intitle:liveapplet inurl:LvAppl
intitle:”EvoCam” inurl:”webcam.html”
intitle:”Live NetSnap Cam-Server feed”
intitle:”Live View / – AXIS”
intitle:”Live View / – AXIS 206M”
intitle:”Live View / – AXIS 206W”
intitle:”Live View / – AXIS 210″
inurl:indexFrame.shtml Axis
inurl:”MultiCameraFrame?Mode=Motion”
intitle:start inurl:cgistart
intitle:”WJ-NT104 Main Page”
intext:”MOBOTIX M1″ intext:”Open Menu”
intext:”MOBOTIX M10″ intext:”Open Menu”
intext:”MOBOTIX D10″ intext:”Open Menu”
intitle:snc-z20 inurl:home/
intitle:snc-cs3 inurl:home/
intitle:snc-rz30 inurl:home/
intitle:”sony network camera snc-p1″
intitle:”sony network camera snc-m1″
site:.viewnetcam.com -www.viewnetcam.com
intitle:”Toshiba Network Camera” user login
intitle:”netcam live image”
intitle:”i-Catcher Console – Web Monitor”

Tulokset on kaikki erillaisia webbikameroiden hallintakonsoleita ja feedejä. Aina välillä löytää yhtä jos toistakin mielenkiintosta.

Tälle pitäis keksii joku nimi,

Camgoogling?

Facebookin chätissä on jonkun verran “piilotettua” toiminallisuutta. Käytänössä facebookin kehittäjät ei esim mainosta missään mitkä hymiöt siellä toimivat. Keräsin alle tuon tiedon siitä kiinostuneille. Toivottavasti näistä on muillekin hyötyä.

:) – Hymynaama
:( – Surunaama
:P – Kielisuusta
:D – Nauraa
:O – omg
;) – wink wink
8) – cool
8| – Aurinkolasit
B) – Silmälasit
>:( – Vihainen
: – eh
:’( – Kyynel
3:) – Paholainen
O:) – Enkeli
:-* – Pusu
<3 – Sydän (toimii muussakin kun chätissä)
^_^ – Onnellinen
-_- – Aasialainen / Unelias
O.o – W00t
>:o – Suuttunut
:v – pac man
:3 – Yrittää pidätellä naurua/ paha olo
:|] – Robotti
:putnam: – Random Dude (Chris Putnam*)
(^^^) – Haikala
<(“) – Pingu
:42: – vastaus kysymykseen elämästä, maailmankaikkeudesta ja kaikesta muusta sellaisesta
(y) – Peukku ylös

*Chris Putnam

Pyöritti aikoinaan internet tv kanavaa GBStv ja kirjoitti madon joka muutti facebookin, FaceSpace:ksi, halvaksi myspace kopioksi. Mark Zuckerberg:in ja kumppaneiden huomatessa ne päätti ottaa sen töihin.  Nykyään mies todenäköisesti kylpee rahassa.

Ja muu toiminallisuus:

Sanoja saa boldattua sijoittamalla tähden sanan kummalekkin puolelle. (esim. *bold*)
Alleviivaus tulee alaviivasta sanan kummalakin puolella. (esim. _underline_)

Kaverin naamasta hymiö:

1. Avaa chat-ikkuna.
2. Kirjoita ikkunaan esimerkiksi [[tietoisuus]] (tuplahakasulun sisään kirjoitetaan siis proofilin nimi tai numero)
3. Lähetä viesti
4. Keskustelussasi on nyt minun profiilikuvani.

Ominaisuus ei toimi puhelimella Facebookia käyttäessä eikä päivityksissä tai seinällä.

Omien kasvojen käyttöä hymiönä ei voi estää mitenkään.

Tässä muutamia ideoita hymiöiksi:
Tissit [[194168580637787]]
(Chuck Norris) [[46637413257]]
[[WilliamShakespeare1]]
[[CaptainJackSparrow]]
[[barackobama]]
(Ryan Gosling) [[246631252031491]]
[[JustinBieber]]
[[BobMarley]]
[[simoncowell]]
[[VinDiesel]]
[[Zuck]]
[[DonaldTrump]]
(David Hasselhoff) [[123670240998921]]
[[TheMagicOfSantaClaus]]
[[Nickelback]]
[[CharlieSheen]]
Fry from Futurama [[[278104690058]]
Poker face [[129627277060203]]
Forever Alone [[227644903931785]]
OK guy [[100002752520227]]
Me Gusta [[164413893600463]]
Lol guy [[189637151067601]]
Fuck Yeah [[105387672833401]]
Problem? [[171108522930776]]

Boonuksena vaikka nuotit jotka saa alt+13 (♪) ja alt+14 (♫) yhdistelmillä.

Jos tykkäsit, älä unohda kiittä.

Update: Lisätty facebookin sivuista hymiöiksi muokkaaminen.

Rehosted from 4chan

1. Money isn’t made out of paper, it’s made out of cotton.
2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.
3. The dot over the letter i is called a “tittle.”
4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
5. 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
6. 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
7. The ‘spot’ on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.
8. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.
9. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.
10. Chocolate affects a dog’s heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.
11. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark’s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
12. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
13. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.
14. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
15. Upper and lower case letters are named ‘upper’ and ‘lower’ because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the ‘upper case’ letters were stored in  case on top of the case that stored the smaller, ‘lower case’ letters.
16. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
17. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
18. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
19. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!
20. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!
21. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa’s lips.
22. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
23. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original “Halloween” was a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
24. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know.)
25. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)
26. The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb (sign of a truely civilized society.)
27. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
28. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It’s the same with apples!
29. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!
30. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
31. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
32. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it.

I found this while surfing, i think it’s funny enough to post here aswell.

I’ll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago: I got a vasectomy. I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably good company.

I did NOT tell her about my vasectomy and I always used a condom with her to protect against STDs. She assumed, obviously, that the condom was only used for birth control. Silly girl.

We date for a few months. I never made any move towards commitment but she brought it up ocassionally. For me, this was a casual but pleasant relationship. For her – as I was to find out – it was part of life-changing series of events that she was planning very carefully.

Four months into dating, I get the “I’m pregnant” talk. She’s going on and on about how the condom must have broke and now we really need to think about getting married “for the baby”. She’s positively giddy. She has a baby in her and she thinks she’s gonna have a good meal ticket (me) to go along with her new 7lb annuity.

At this point, I’m just as giddy. I get to pull the reverse “oops” on her. I figured that she slept with some bad boy and got knocked up. Good thing I was using condoms! Better still that I have a serious mistrust of women who can’t think beyond their own uteri.

So I wait a couple of days to “think about all this.” I meet her again. I say I don’t want kids and that she should have an abortion. I know where this is going and sure enough it goes there. She goes completely batsh*t insane on me. There were the usual insults about my manhood. There were threats of legal action. It was all very ugly and I was loving every minute of it.

Well, I let her stew for a few days. She leaves me nasty messages on my phone. She sends awful emails. I’m laughing hysterically.

It was time to drop the hammer. While she was stewing I was busy. First I get a notarized copy from the urologist who performed the vasectomy. Next I get a notarized copy of the TWO test results indicating a “negative test result for sperm” to show I’m sterile and shooting blanks. Finally, I get a letter from a shark attorney stating he has seen the other documents and is prepared to litigate against this woman if she continues to communicate with me in such an unpleasant manner. Also, the letter states that we will insist on DNA testing to show that the baby is not mine. I’m ready.

I meet with this woman at her place. I bring flowers and a small bit of jewelry to show I am willing to reconcile and assume my responsibilities as a new father. I also have stuck in my pocket the documents I have prepared.

She’s all giddy again. Her plan is going perfectly – or so she thinks. We talk about our future. We have some pretty good sex. Then, as I am about to walk out the door, I ask her the $64,000 question. “Are you sure that this baby is mine?”

Well, she goes batsh*t insane again. Hell, she ought to. Her plan could completely unravel if there is ANY question about my paternity. Oh, she’s really screaming now. How dare I question her morals. Do I think she’s a slut. I’m just trying to weasel out of my responsibilities… blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda.

I’m not really mad. I’m kind of embarrassed for her. But since she won’t shut up and the neighbors can hear all of this, I ask her to step back inside and sit down. She sits on the sofa and calms down a bit. She is glaring at me with all the moral self-righteousness that only a woman can muster up. She thinks she has me trapped. She is 100% convinced her plan has worked. Oh, the tangled web of lies and deceit she has wrought around herself and I am about to hack through them with a few pieces of paper.

I reach into my pocket slowly. I extract the three pieces of paper and unfold them slowly and deliberately.

I tell her simply, “You’re screwed”.

Her look doesn’t change. There is no way she can fathom what I have prepared.

I continue. “I am sterile”

Her look changes just a bit. Something is beginning to sink in. Naturally, she reverts to women’s logic. “You’re full of sh*t. You’re trapped and you know it.”

I hold up the letter and the test results. “Three months before we met, I had a vasectomy. Here is a notarized letter from him stating what I had done. Here are two test results showing that I tested negative for the presence of sperm. Blanks. I am shooting blanks. That baby inside you is simply not mine.”

This woman is not to be swayed by logic and clear documentation. “Bullsh*t, those are fakes.”

I was ready for that. “No, they are real. This last piece of paper is from my attorney. It’s a simple letter to you that states if you pursue any kind of legal action against me for child support that I will insist on a DNA test to prove paternity, that is, to prove that your baby is not mine.”

I give the woman all the documents. She reads them slowly, deliberately. With each passing second she can feel in her soul that she has made a very bad mistake. With denial swept away, she started to cry. It’s a small cry at first. Then it becomes deeper and more painful. By the time she gets to the letter from the lawyer she is sobbing.

I had no sympathy for her. I turned and walked out the door. Even after I closed the door I could still hear her sobbing.

Epilogue -

I never heard directly from this woman again. I did hear through my friends that she did indeed have the baby. I also heard that the real father was some guy in a band she had met. I assumed that after 30, women stopped going after musicians, bikers, criminals, and thugs. Silly me for thinking the best of American women.

The Moral of the Story -

Get a vasectomy but keep it a secret.

Timesonlinessa uutisoidaan geneettisesti muunnelusta bakteerista joka tosiaan syö roskaa ja ulostaa öljyä.
Kyseinen prosessi olisi täysin ympäristöystvällinen eikä enään lisäisi uutta hiilidioksiidia ilmastoon. Mielestäni vähintäänkin mielenkiintoinen tekniikka joka parhaimillaan lopettaisi ölysodan mikäli tehtäisiin kotikittejä ja jokainen voisi vaikka talous roskistaan tehdä öljyä.

Toivon että tämä vahvistuu vielä muualtakin, joka tapauksessa näkisin tuossa oivan tilaisuuden sijottaa uuteen teknologiaan joka mahdollisesti muuttaa nykyiset valtasuhteen mielestäni oikeudellisempaan suuntaan.

Olen tahallani vältellyt tätä aihetta jo pari päivää. Mutta pätin kuitenkin kertoa asiasta objektiivisesti.

Yhteenveto löytyy ainakin tällä hetkellä englanniksi partyvanin sivuilla.

Lyhyesti kyse on kuitenkin siitä että Anonymous on julistanut sodan scientologiaa vastaan käyttäen kirkon omaa fair game taktiikkaa. Anonymous teki jo sodanjulistus videossaan että tarkoituksena on päästä lopullisesti eroon tästä kultista.

COS’in (Church Of Scientology) kotisivuja on tähän menessä pomitettuu DDoS hyökkäyksillä ja ilmeisesti useaan toimistoon on ilmestynyt useita pitsoja sekä takseja. Helmikuun 10. päivä on suuri mielenosoituspäivä, ja netistä löytyy flyereita jos haluaa tulostella, tosin en tiedä löytyykö suomesta toimistoa jonka eteen mennä seisomaan.

Lainaus entiseltä scientologilta:

I’ll try to breakdown what is happening and all the factors involved as I see them:

Ironically enough, you’ll usually find that ritual abuse/torture and brainwashing go hand-in-hand. (See MKUltra for some good examples.) They have to keep breaking someone down in order to keep them controlled on such a deep level. The coping mechanism of the mind during times of extreme stress is to fractionate, or to become compartmentalized. It puts the stress in a “safe place” so that it can handle reality. This is how “emotional blocks”, phobias, and other psychological pathologies are made except on a smaller level. However, if you repeat the abuse over and over the person begins to lose individuality, at which point it is easy to turn them into a slave. The key in any form of conditioning is repetition.